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June 28th, 2009
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Thank you TV tropes....


In The Bible, David brings Saul the foreskins of two hundred Philistines. As a wedding gift. It's quite possible he didn't kill them all first, though.

(1) Well, what then? Or do you mean... he only killed them afterwards? Ew.

(1.1) I'm just saying, he could have been feeling really sadistic and killed a few of them after the "surgery," instead of killing them all first. It's open to interpretation.

(1.2) He may not have killed any of them; it may have meant that he converted them to Judaism, which requires men to be circumcised.

(1.3) According to 1st Samuel Chapter 18, Verse 27, the Groin Attacking took place posthumously. David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

(2) Easily the worst Fetch Quest in human history.


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